"Did they pay?" Cords asked me.
I looked across the room to see the back of the huge man I had just been chatting to, disappear round the corner.
My face dropped - this was my whole purpose, my total mission was threatened with abject failure. There I was, standing by the counter, lamenting the pitiful first half performance of a hopeless England Rugby team when I should have been tackling £1.50 off each person who decided to sample some chocolate chip cake and have a cup of tea.


